You knew me 'when'

When what, you say? Before I become famous for my Royal Visit - the news should be coming soon. I'll probably have to close my blog to "invited readers only". You know , keep out the Riff-Raff.
I am referring, of course, to the most recent notifications of fortune I've received (pictured above). I've always wondered how they actually work.
Is there a fortune Entity that exists? A god? A celestial committee? A fairy? Yeah, like the Tooth Fairy. Is there some tiny winged gnome given jurisdiction to handing out our good fortune, through these ambiguous messages? Do the Fairies rule over all fortunes, or does each culinary establishment have their own staff?
How accurate are they meant to be? Does Royalty refer to actual bluebloodedness and/or appointed status, or could royalty be just anyone plain ole person "dubbed thee" - like the Queen of a County Fair? Or a Mattress King?
Then there is always the real kicker.....the "In bed" clause. Hmm, this should make things exceptionally interesting. I will certainly keep you all informed - unless you see me on the news (again) first.

Now, you didn't think I would get through a posting withOUT referencing basketball, did you? I just wanted to show you the latest addition to our family room. Steve bought this "player worn practice jersey" through an OSU auction, and it is signed by J.J.Sullinger #0. He was one of my favorite characters, and was always the Entertainer. He has been gone a couple of years, but I've mentioned before that (during the season), I carry a picture I had taken with him.

The picture was taken after the game on March 5, 2006, in which winning made them Big Ten Champions. I went down to the floor's edge that day, to take pictures of the celebrating, and was able to wrangle my way onto the floor for this picture.
I'm not a stalker, and only carry it to current games, in hopes of getting it autographed. J.J. comes to some of the games, because his younger brother will be playing there in a couple of years.

I remember, clearly, being terrified to even approach him for the picture. But I was SO happy they won - as I am sure he was, and being gracious to tolerate the fan pictures. I just remember him being so incredibly tall - more so than it looks here. I am 5'7".

If I don't make it back here to post "this year", have a very safe and happy New Year!